It’s finally raining here in Sydneytown, and — rumour has it — they’re even getting some of the good stuff out west where they need it most. Not enough to break this godawful drought just yet, but all rain is good rain when there hasn’t been any for a long while.
The other thing that eventually turned up was the school holidays, which I was looking forward to beyond measure. Third term was long and full — too full, perhaps — so the combination of rain and lazy days off school has proved, so far, to be a good one.
And yet, only a week or so before the holidays began, several things occurred that filled me with dreadful trepidation rather than joyful anticipation…
The first clear sign I had that something was amiss was when I found a teaspoon in the washing machine.
No, not the dishwasher, but the washing machine.
Yep. A metal teaspoon in the washing machine, under a load of wet clothes.
How it got there remains a mystery to us all. Various suspects (generally of the smaller two legged variety) were questioned, but answered with blank, wide-eyed stares, shrugged shoulders and mumbled responses along the lines of nope, nup, no idea, or at best, a vague: “What teaspoon?”
My second tipoff was the Painting Incident, which took place on the (appallingly scheduled) staff development day which gave the kids a Friday off in the second last week of school. I was on a writing deadline and had lined up an interview I was unable to postpone early that afternoon.
“No problem!” responded my (unnaturally cheerful) children. “We will paint on canvas outside, so we don’t make a mess of the house and it’s quieter for you.”
How lovely, I remember thinking. How understanding and considerate…what lovely little human beings.
Needless to say, the Painting Incident did not end well.
I was on the landline, recording the interview on my iPhone, and was quite unable to chastise those so-called lovely little human beings when they traipsed into the kitchen a mere ten minutes into the conversation and began rummaging through the junk drawer for various containers of goodness knows what. The artworks were now, apparently, being transformed into mixed media pieces, and all I could do was gently wave my hands at my progeny and keep my focus fixed on my interviewee.
OK…OK…it was more like whole arm windmilling motions combined with aggressive finger pointing towards the back door, all while glaring at my offending offspring and clearly mouthing the words GET OUT.
Twenty minutes later, interview complete, I ventured outside to survey the…artworks. To be fair, they had created some quite respectable pieces: palm trees silhouetted against a sunset, tropical islands, starry skies with actual glitter to make them more sparkly.
That, I think, was also the moment when I noticed there was an entire galaxy of glitter spread across the patio, some of it mixed in with paint in a truly alarming variety of shades. The plastic mat I had intended to protect the patio tiles was bunched up against the BBQ, and more paint was coagulating in approximately fifteen separate paint brushes. Used wet wipes were wafting around the back yard, along with the now empty packet from whence they came.
I turned back towards the house to get more wet wipes, found that one of my dear children had trodden blue footprints on the back doormat and across the living room rug, and then proceeded to discover that there were no spare wet wipes either.
What? I always have a spare packet, because…
(Well, I think by now it’s pretty obvious why I always have a spare packet of wet wipes. Some days I think I should just give up and call the house Gotham.)
I then remembered where I had last seen a large quantity of wet wipes, which also — naturally — reminded me of the third clue I had received indicating we were all in need of a holiday: there had been a large, curiously yellow coloured wodge of wet wipes (I believe that is the correct technical term) in the bathroom bin several days before.
A Science Experiment (unoffical and most definitely unsanctioned) had been conducted in the bathroom a couple of days earlier, which had involved my younger child liberating a bottle of bright yellow food colouring from the top of the pantry and attempting to make slime. She had, to her credit, attempted to clean up the ensuing mess (hence the wodge). However….the pale blue bathmat began to turn an unusual shade of green when wet feet were placed upon it (more food colouring on the floor, methinks?) and the toilet seat still sports a rather large yellow spot no cleaning product has yet managed to shift.
Not surprisingly, she has not yet confessed to the other indgredients with which she attempted to
concoct her slime conduct her Science Experiment — which is, upon reflection, probably for the best.
And so I am welcoming the Rainy Days these holidays, and we are filling our spring break with baking and jigsaw puzzles and long periods lounging around reading books or watching movies. The girls have marathonned their way through the extended cut of the second Lord of the Rings film and have moved on to watching Labyrinth. I rejoice that they are are old enough to enjoy these things, and will definitely take their veneration of David Bowie (even when wearing spandex pants) as a parenting win.
Let it rain, let it pour, I say — from here to the end of the Western Plains.
As I write, the wind is currently whipping the rain against the windowpanes, so washing clothes is out of the question.
At least I won’t find any teaspoons in the washing machine today.
The first real snow will be blanketing the Rocky Mountains this weekend and while I’m sad about that (because I was hoping for a few more weekends of epic hikes) I’m OK with being forced to stay home and enjoy all the pleasures you mention – reading, jigsaw puzzles, and…I just bought two paint by number kits for the first time in about 25 years. I’m looking forward queuing up an audio book, lighting some scented candles, and letting nature do its thing outside while I’m cozy inside. Good post – very relatable even though we’re entering opposite seasons!
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I must admit when I was reading about your adventures with Trotsky Bear I had a moment when I wished for the beauty and solitude of a mountain trail in late summer! But yes…it’s been good to hunker down and recharge in a way we usually wouldn’t. Daylight Saving Time starts for us tomorrow, which is the surest sign I know that long summer days are just around the corner. Enjoy the paint by numbers! Much better than painting the patio… 😛